fmylife:

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn’t consult with each other. I’ve asked for “something corresponding to me”. FML

jomizzle:

LOL

Designed this shirt.

What I’ll be doing in my room. Minus the concord and with a different color scheme (black + blue)

-kareena

Yes…please.

majeddy:

ryanhageman:

The New (Media) Workout Plan: “Every time you open a new tab to check out one of the following websites, stop. Get up from your computer and do the exercise associated with the site you were going to visit. After you complete the exercise, reward yourself by going to the website.”

fmylife:

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML